Thanks Deepvision
No matter how many times I fucking mark your e-mails as spam, you still find a way to weasel your way into my fucking inbox. I hope you like the many fucking email lists I’m about to sign you up for.
This will make you never even think about touching any drugs. Ever.
No matter how many times I fucking mark your e-mails as spam, you still find a way to weasel your way into my fucking inbox. I hope you like the many fucking email lists I’m about to sign you up for.
A part of me wanted to put this on Facebook, but I thought it might have been too disgusting. So enjoy this, this EXCLUSIVE OFFER FOR ALL MY TUMBLR FOLLOWERS
When people hit you up through facebook/text message/whatever, saying hi, and you say hi back and ask them how they’re been doing, and they don’t respond. It’s like BITCH YOU WERE THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT HIT ME UP FIRST BITCH
I probably shouldn’t be talking because I post a bunch of shit like I’m getting fuckin paid for it, but I wish people would pause and think about it before they post shit on Facebook. Just pull up the ole Googlez and do some research. Because when you do things like post quotes from people who never said it, or post pictures that are actually photoshopped and not real (I post photoshopped pics that are intentionally fake and not meant to be taken seriously), it makes you look like a fucking moron and it makes ME look like a fucking moron for being friends with you. Please be smart.
Have you ever been in love?
Anonymous
I have. I think. Maybe twice, my 2 ex-girlfriends. It’s weird though. Maybe I don’t know what it feels like to be absolutely in love with somebody. I think I’ve only been heart-broken once in my life, and that wasn’t with those 2 girls. Sometimes I think I can be an emotionless robot, but I’m pretty sure I just need the right chick to bring it out of me.
I have no fucking idea if I answered your question.
I know I don’t need to tell you guys any of this. You all are very good people and I’m certain you’ll make the best decisions in your life. But I still think it needs to be said.
If/when you get married, never take that shit for granted. Being married isn’t like having a job. It’s not like going to school. Being married shouldn’t be where you do just enough work to not get fired. Being married shouldn’t be where “C’s get degrees.” People do things half-assed all the time. Being married and raising a family shouldn’t be one of them.
It’s just sad to see husbands and wives who get hitched and just decide to coast for the rest of their lives, never going above and beyond for their spouse. They’re not being completely shitty partners, but they’re never trying to be the greatest either. I could understand why the divorce rate is so high. I just can’t understand why people get married if they’re not going to try their hardest for their loved ones.
I didn’t think anything of it until recently, but now “Runaway” by Kanye has become one of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard.
“We were very in love with each other, very passionate. We couldn’t get enough of each other. But then after that, we started getting obsessed with each other, being jealous, fighting all the time. Then things started getting abusive, we’d be hitting each other. And then after that things just started getting crazy.”
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One of the BEST shows out right now. If you ain’t runnin wit it, run from it muthafacka.
Timothy Olyphant. He’s my man-crush.
A penguin being tickled. FUCKING ADORABLE
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